1)Aspire to be BARBIE-the B..h has everything,
2)If the shoe fits-buy them in every colour,
3)Take life with a pinch of salt-A wedge of lime and a shot of tequila,
4)In need of a support group?-cocktail hour with the girls,
5)Go on the 30 day diet,(i am on it and so far lost 15 days),
6)When life gets you down-just put on your BIG girl panties and deal with it,
7)Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMT and this is just your personality,
8)...I know i am in my own little world,but its ok they know me here,
9)Lead me not into temptation,I can find it myself,
10)Dont get your knickers in a knot;it solves nothing and makes you walk funny,
11)When life gives you lemons-turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka,
12)Remember where ever there is a good looking,sweet,single or married man....THERE is some woman tired of his BULL....T!!!,
13)Keep your chin up-only the first 40 years of parenthood is the worst,
14)If it has tires or testicles!! - its gonna give you touble,
15)By the time a woman realizes her mother was right-she has a daughter who thinks she's WRONG,
Good friends are like stars.......you dont always see them but you know they are there.
